Nuns Crack Down on Non-Singers

By Jeff | Jul 31, 2007

Sing to the Lord with glad and joyful hearts…and if that fails force the kids to, huh?
NEW DELHI – Two nuns in India’s Mayurbhanj district were arrested on
Saturday for allegedly making two non-Christian girls sing hymns in
praise of Christ.
The arrests were made after the
students of a Catholic residential school – Sarojini Murmu, 12, and
Anjana Behera, [...]

Car Thief stopped by gun toting pastor

By Jeff | Jul 30, 2007

I would not want to be this guy in prison…taken down by a pastor and an “elderly” parishioner.
TAFT, Calif. - A former Bakersfield police officer turned pastor helped nab a man who allegedly stole a car from his church’s parking lot.
James Kilgore, pastor at Taft Free Will Baptist Church, said he always keeps a gun [...]

Calvinism Meets GEICO

By Jeff | Jul 30, 2007

From the awesome blog, Think Inside the box.
A source within GEICO, who wished to remain anonymous, did admit that Calvinists better fit the type of sapiens GEICO is targeting. “First of all, our research indicates that Calvinists are not very bright. One brilliant theologian and leader of a major university was recently quoted as saying [...]

Pat, Benny, and Friends work for peace

By Jeff | Jul 28, 2007

Pat Robertson is the perfect choice to bring peace in our time. Why? The guy is freakin amazing.
First of all, he can predict the weather like no body else.

Secondly, he is as strong as an ox. The world record for a leg press used to be 665 pounds, but super televangelist Pat [...]

Ten reasons to go to a mega church

By Jeff | Jul 27, 2007

Source: http://www.holyobserver.com/
If it was good for Martin Luther, it is good for me. Please help me pay my hosting by buying me a beer.

Spank your wife…it is the Christian thing to do

By Jeff | Jul 27, 2007

I read through this site and thought…wow, this is funny. But the more I looked at it I realized that this is real. Is is the Christian Domestic Discipline Store for the purpose of “loving wife spanking in a Christian Marriage.”
There are a number of products available. First, you can by books [...]

This Nun packs a punch

By Jeff | Jul 25, 2007

It is a good thing that yesterday’s church fight did not involved Catholics! This sista would have done some damage.
From their web site:
The Fighting Nun has a habit of fighting for what’s right. This is no novice puncher: all you have to do is push the two levers under her habit with your [...]

Pastor Threatens to have church members arrested

By Jeff | Jul 24, 2007

From the city of brotherly love…
It’s anything but peace and love at a Chester County church. Members
say their pastor is threatening to have them arrested and they’ve done
nothing wrong.
A letter spells out the controversy at the Tabernacle Baptist Church in
Coatesville, Pennsylvania. The controversy has pitted lifetime members
against a pastor who came to this historic church [...]

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