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Nuns just want to have fun
I really think Nuns are getting a bad reputation. They are not mean, old, cranky ladies. They are like the rest of us – they want to have fun. They like to hold beauty contests, sing with joy (so you better sing with them), and even box. Oh yea, and they like have snowball fights!
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Go ahead Santa, Make My Day
Dateline Nimpo, CA….
A Christmas display is being blamed for spreading holiday jeer around the neighborhood.The display features Santa, Jesus and Rudolph, but it’s not your typical holiday decor.
Santa is shown dead on the ground with X’s over his eyes. Standing over Santa and staring down the barrel of his shotgun is Jesus. And the dead, [...]
Thou shall not steal – but shoplifting is okay from time to time.
Oh those wacky Anglican Priests….
Poor people who are desperate for cash have been advised to go forth and shoplift from major stores – by an Anglican priest.
The Rev Tim Jones said in his Sunday sermon that stealing from successful shops was preferable to burglary, robbery or prostitution.
He told parishioners it would not break the eighth [...]
God is a hard act to follow….in bed?
This seems in poor taste to me. Dateline Wellington….
A billboard sponsored by a local Anglican church that shows Joseph and Mary in bed has set tongues wagging in New Zealand, with the Catholic Church condemning it as others found it funny.
The controversial billboard, erected by St Matthew-in-the-City Church in Auckland, shows a dejected-looking Joseph under [...]
Hmmm…at my church they have trouble staying awake
I really, really, really hope this turns out to be false. Dateline Springfield Township…
A church daycare is under investigation after allegations surfaced that workers gave children an over-the-counter drug in candy to help make them nap.
The Hamilton County Prosecutor’s Office and Springfield Township police are probing the daycare at Covenant Apostolic Church, 7630 View Place [...]
Is it a scrambled or over easy sign from above?
Dateline Burleson….
There’s a different type of story out of Burleson this holiday season. A couple in the city, 13 miles south of Fort Worth, believes God has given them a divine sign and it’s a message spelled out in the most unusual of places.
Tracy and Pam Norrell are calling it a miracle, a gift laid [...]
Why not a pancake?
Look, if the Virgin Mary can show up in a lemon or a grilled cheese sandwich, why not a pancake?
So here is a question – why is Mary always showing up in food?
Jesus and Jury Duty
Dateline Birmingham…
Court officials in Alabama said a female potential juror’s name — Jesus Christ — raised eyebrows when she showed up for duty.
Jefferson County Circuit Court Judge Scott Vowell said the 59-year-old Birmingham woman, who previously went by the name Dorothy Lola Killingworth, presented officials with a name change form with “Jesus Christ” on it [...]
Jesus on an Iron
I don’t know…the video speaks for itself, doesn’t it?
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He changed the world, why not body spray?
From the Huffington Post….
Whatever this is, it’s hilarious. A google translation of “Aerosol de Poder Atraccion” yields “Attraction Power Spray.” So there’s a chance that Jesus is changing the body-spray game. Hey Axe! Jesus is here, and the ladies can’t resist a man walking on water and smelling good. Check and mate. (Source and some [...]