Calvinism Meets GEICO

By Jeff | Jul 30, 2007

From the awesome blog, Think Inside the box.

A source within GEICO, who wished to remain anonymous, did admit that Calvinists better fit the type of sapiens GEICO is targeting. “First of all, our research indicates that Calvinists are not very bright. One brilliant theologian and leader of a major university was recently quoted as saying ‘Calvinists are Stupider than Cavemen.’ Second, from our understanding, the Calvinist beliefs may be a better analogy of the way in which GEICO chooses customers. We are the selectors. The insured are the selected. Our insurance is not available to all. A Calvinist mascot helps us to better get this point across.”

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