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Calvinism Meets GEICO
From the awesome blog, Think Inside the box.
A source within GEICO, who wished to remain anonymous, did admit that Calvinists better fit the type of sapiens GEICO is targeting. “First of all, our research indicates that Calvinists are not very bright. One brilliant theologian and leader of a major university was recently quoted as saying [...]
Proof that Google is God
PROOF #1
Google is all-knowing (Omniscient).
She indexes over 9.5 billion WebPages, which is more than any other
search engine on the web today. Not only is Google all-knowing, but She
also sorts through this vast amount of data using Her patented PageRank
method, making said data accessible for us mere mortals.
PROOF #2
Google is everywhere at once (Omnipresent). Google’s search
engine [...]
You may be obsessed with the Rapture if…
The Next Great Theological Debate
Who is omniscient…Google or God?
Source for photo: http://www.churchhopping.com/google-vs-god/
If jesus returns today, who will feed your pet tomorrow?
Great question, huh? Fortunately there is a solution. I present to you…Jesus Pets!
In their own words…
Who is going to care for your pets after you are raptured into heaven?
Many Christians believe that animals do not go to heaven. So when
Jesus comes back and you return with him to heaven, will there be
somebody to [...]