If jesus returns today, who will feed your pet tomorrow?

Great question, huh? Fortunately there is a solution. I present to you…Jesus Pets!

In their own words…

Who is going to care for your pets after you are raptured into heaven?

Many Christians believe that animals do not go to heaven. So when
Jesus comes back and you return with him to heaven, will there be
somebody to take care of your dog or cat?

If you have a non-Christian family member, they might take care of
your pet, but if not, have you made any plans? Imagine being taken to
streets of gold while your dog starves to death walking around in his
own feces trapped in your small house or apartment, subject to fire and
earthquakes or even being eaten by heathens searching for any remaining
morsel of food. Do you want that to happen?

With the imminent collapse of the global economy and rampant
godlessness, even the community shelters will not have the resources to
care for your poor, hungry animals. So you need to make preparations.

That’s what JesusPets is for. We are assembling a community of
heathen pet-lovers to care for pets that are “left-behind.” We are
coordinating with feed mills and kennels in preparation for your
post-apocalyptic pet care needs.

Quote Source: http://www.jesuspets.com/Home/2/What.is.JesusPets.as

Ht: http://biblical-studies.ca/blog/wp/2007/05/06/jesus-pets-youve-got-to-be-kidding/