Pat Robertson is the perfect choice to bring peace in our time. Why? The guy is freakin amazing.
First of all, he can predict the weather like no body else.
Secondly, he is as strong as an ox. The world record for a leg press used to be 665 pounds, but super televangelist Pat Robertson has no problem doing 2000 pounds.
For a mere mortal it would cause the capillaries to burst. Pat? No problem. Not even the fact that a regular leg press machine can hold that much weight would stop him. His machine must have the ability to hold 44 different 45 pound plates plus two 10 pounders to reach 2000. (That would be 22, 45 pound plates on each side, plus change.) (Read a statement from CBN as they stand behind this unbelievable feat by Robertson.)
Third, he has a track record of deftly handling international relations. The guy is loved in Central America.
So naturally there was only one family that would come to mind to lead this. “An historic meeting was held in Washington between Christian leaders and ambassadors from Muslim nations.” That family? The Robertsons, of course.
Gordon Robertson, Pat’s son, led the charge! And for good measure, they added Benny Hinn to these high level meetings. (I am guessing a collection was taken.)
Peace has not yet been achieved but they will be meeting again, so I am sure it is just a matter of time.
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