I read through this site and thought…wow, this is funny. But the more I looked at it I realized that this is real. Is is the Christian Domestic Discipline Store for the purpose of “loving wife spanking in a Christian Marriage.”
There are a number of products available. First, you can by books on the subject, both the traditional and the e-book variety. (FYI - The fiction books contain warnings on the web site so you are aware before you buy that this book contains “moderate to slightly severe spanking“)
Here is an excerpt from the e-book (fiction), Christmas Shopping.
Luke paid for their meal and ushered his wife out to their vehicle. As
usual, he unlocked the door and opened it for her, but before letting
her climb inside; he took her arm and planted half a dozen firm swats
to the seat of her jean-clad bottom. “That was for your behavior
inside,” he said, releasing his grip on her arm.
As Luke walked to his side of the van, he hoped the swats had been
enough to grab his wife’s attention and head off any further trouble
for the remainder of the day, but somehow he doubted that would be the
case. He sincerely wanted to give his wife the benefit of the doubt,
but the signs were all there.
If you think it would be best to get an overview of the topic before diving into fiction, they suggest Christian Domestic Discipline 101. Chapter topics include…
But if the books were not enough, they also offer products such as their Heirloom Intimates.
They features both traditional, and crotchless pantaloons. (aka - a loon with a view)
Some how I can’t help but think this is not what Paul had in mind when he wrote, “Husbands, love your wives, just as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her.” (Eph 4:22)
Come quickly Lord Jesus, come quickly.
After therapy I should be able to thank YSMarko for the link.
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(Update on 3-1-08: The store appears to be down but they do have a new site.)
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